Nui Kahuna's Articles

  • Seals Acquitted Of Beating A Terrorist
    Once in a while there is some good news to report, and today is one of those days. The third member of the Seal Team that captured Ahmed Hashim Abed was exonerated on Friday, and as they say, “Seals 3 – Arab Terrorists 0.”
  • Arizona Burns While Commander Dithers
    Last week the Arizona legislature voted on a tough immigration bill. The governor signed it into law, with 70% of the folks in Arizona supporting it. On Saturday Commander Dithers explained in a speech that the people in Arizona were misguided, and it was wrong to pass such legislation.
  • Presidential Hypocrisy On Arizona Immigration
    What we have all learned in the last two weeks is that the “post racial” President is a race baiter. First he had his stand ins whip up sentiment, and then he weighed in himself while speaking in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Wednesday last. Listen to El Jefe, speaking in his usual broken cadence…”This law that just passed in Arizona…you can try to make it really tough on people who look like they might be “illegal immigrants…”" the Obamessiah opined.
  • Make Protestors Support Illegal Aliens
    General Al Sharpton is slowly making his way toward Arizona. First he had to get the blessing of Commander Dithers, then it was off to the hairdresser, and track suit maker. I used to call Reverend Sharpton Fat Al…but then I had to switch that designation to another dangerous shyster, the private plane flyin’, limo ridin’ weather wonk, Fat Al Gore.
  • Back In The Saddle After A Special Assignment
    I’ve been out of town, and far off the beaten path for a couple of weeks. About all I can say about where I was is that it was hot…and very dry. About the only time I saw any water it was in a bottle, and when I got to clean up, which was about every five days. You haven’t smelled anything like Kahuna funk after five days in the heat…and you don’t want to. The only saving grace was that there were guys who actually smelled worse than me…although that is pretty hard to imagine.
  • You Should All Die Of Rectal Cancer
    Onof the advantages of living in Wae shington is that occasionally you get to see some of of the clown princes, and princesses, up close and personal. Such was the case yesterday, as I had some business to attend to in Washington, D.C.. I try and avoid trips into the city like the plague, but this was a must do situation
  • All The Pigs Are Lining Up At The Trough
    Many years ago my father in law was sitting around the kitchen table with a number of the relatives, almost all of whom happened to be lawyers, including himself. He had been retired for at least a decade, after a long and distinguished career at a Fortune 100 company.
  • The Obamessiah Knows Best
    I haven’t written about the worst President in American history in quite some time, and it’s time to put the gloves on and take a few swings at the most dangerous man to ever to occupy the Oval Office. I’m not talking about Jimmy Carter here, though he held the title until 2008.
  • A Report From The Hottest Place On Earth
    It's been a full ten days since the initial Snowmaggedon hit the Virginia suburbs, and the main street that runs through my little part of the world has still not been plowed. Or salted. Or sanded. In order to negotiate the street you have to put your tires in the grooves worn in to the ice by fellow travelers…and hope that you don’t bottom out, which so far hasn’t happened to me. But others have not been so lucky, and must depend on others to get their vehicle rolling again.
  • It's Raining Bad News On The Democrats In Washington
    This morning I have been reading the several newspapers I diligently peruse every morning, or sometime during the day.
  • The Only Thing Missing Was Howard Cosell
    Last night as I sat in my Lazyboy recliner and watched the results of the Taxachusetts special election I thought back to a time many moons ago, when the the mellifluous voice of the long dead Howard Cosell called out to tens of millions across the globe, “Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!”
  • Republican Racism, Democratic Mistakes
    Over the weekend we were treated to the height of Democratic hypocrisy, and the stars are none other than our old friend Billy Jaye, (We miss ole Bubba!), and Senate Majority Leader Harry (Squeaky), Reid.
  • Cry Me A River Senator Chris Dodd
    Just finished reading a tear jerking piece about Democratic Senators who are going to retire rather than face re-election fights for the first time in their lives.
  • How To Fix Airport Security
    During the holidays, while Commander Dithers was in Hawaii, on yet another luxury vacation, I had a lot of time to think about jihadists, or what we now know as BVD bombers.


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