The Art of Increasing Your Page Rank

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After perusing page after page and article after article
of “How To” increase page rank until I was almost
comatose. I have decided to throw my hat into the
proverbial ring and shed some light on the way I
would go about increasing page rank.

Now if you decide to use my ideas please note that it is
imperative that you keep timing in mind. You know the
old saying.” Out of sight out of mind” well I am sure that
applies here. Also, remember these are ideas and I would
like some sort of credit if all goes well and complete
absolution if it fails hideously.

As a web designer once told me, “You better pay up or
the page you are looking at now will no longer be there”.
(What a joker he was). Anyway, below you will find a few
tips that I will be using and as I said before they are not
for the weak.

First get in touch with Google and tell them that you Yahoo
meant absolutely nothing to you. It was a fling and you
swear your undying love only to Google. (Alternatively, you
can use “King” who knows it cannot hurt).

Secondly, send flowers to Google I would say everyday
about a month before the update religiously. (Do not forget
to have a resource box where you can submit your domain
address) Remember to check your spelling.

Third, offer to do their laundry I am sure there are single
people working there that would appreciate this. In addition,
if that does not work suggest donating one of your organs.
(Their choice of course) In addition, while you are at it suggest
to them they contact DMOZ and let them know about your
generosity. (Just in case they have a few hundred laundry loads,
they need to have picked up. (I am here for ya)

Lastly, when the page rank update takes place and if it does
not meet your approval. Deny it and let them know it was a
mistake you would like to have changed please to something like
a 7 or 8 whichever is good for them. In the end if all of these
tactics prove to be worthless then I suppose I will be back
reading forums and linking to sites and writing articles until I am
comatose.

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