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Really Funny Love Quotes

By: Chase Mint, Helen Schwartz, Peter Hopkins, Sarah Kuzluski

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I stumbled across an awesome love quotes collection while randomly surfing and boy was I in for a great surprise. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. (DOROTHY PARKER )
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows! (FREDERICK RYDER )
A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn't love her (MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX)
Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.' (JERRY SEINFELD )
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX)
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )
Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece. (From the TV show THE SIMPSONS)
I'd marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and... Guarantees he'd be dead within a year! (BETTE DAVIS )

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