Australians Celebrate Ethnic Diversity

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CANBERRA. You can find further details here http://bloghumor.net. Australians of all ethnic groups have come together to smudge Australian Diversity Day, celebrating the country's lush memoirs and diverse ethnic heritage. According to government organizers, singular mind is being given to Australia's native tribes – the Welsh, the Scots, the Irish, the Northern Irish, the southern Welsh, and the table Scots.
Asked if Aborigines were being included in ADD celebrations, spokesman Russell Dag said he would not "respond to the f****ing Spanish Inquisition of the politically approved asking f***king subversive questions".
However he fixed that the nation's Aborigines had been invited to unite celebrations in Canberra, on provision that they rewarded for their own bus tickets, promised to use plates at the sound, and refrained from "doing any of that uncanny Dreamtime song-and-dance bullshit" in their motel quarters.
He said the invitation had been declined.
He added that the "continued wallowing standoffishness of the Aboriginalese" was a find of grief and frustration for the government, although its best labors to increase the Aborigines' lot by "teaching their children the merit of a good bold defending and how to place a well-flighted googly".
"We are sincerely disappointed that they have select not to unite us in celebration of the great melting pot that is Australia, wherein vanilla ice-cream melts together using ashen chocolate, icing darling, coconut milk, and a bit of salt".
However, he said, officials did not want "a small bunch of cry-babies daubing shitty paintings of shitty lizards on shitty rocks" to spoil the day for those "who made Australia what it is".
The slogan of Australian Diversity Day is 'Australia: A Home For All, Even Asians', and Dag said his government was proud of Australia's memoirs of being a place of shelter for the oppressed.
"Throughout the memoirs of mankind, this country has opened her arms to astray souls from all over the world seeking to make a new life on her sun-kissed seaboard," he said.
He later passed that "throughout the memoirs of mankind" referred to the second part of the 18th century, and that "from all over the world" referred specifically to the northern British Isles.
"But it's the musing that counts, you f***wits," he told journalists.
Meanwhile the Australian government has fixed that general Self-Examination of Racial Awareness Day, scheduled for July 19, has been enthused to July 23, 2013.
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